East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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