we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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