Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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