idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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