i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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