They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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