Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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