I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
