we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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