I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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