mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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