Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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