I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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