I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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