just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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