My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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