I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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