i already hear my dad disowning me
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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