I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
is wine microwaveable?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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