what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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