Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize