I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My life is pants optional.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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