I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it's like iHOP with fire
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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