So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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