I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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