wrigley field is MILF paradise
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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