just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm experimenting with sincerity
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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