Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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