I wish i was in the wii world.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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