i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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