ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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