Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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