Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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