guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Randomize
