and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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