Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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