I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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