She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
be right there i have to get my cape
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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