This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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