Need sex. Gaining weight.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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