So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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