I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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