Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Enjoy the penises
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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