I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Randomize
