just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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