and next time when you feel me up, do it right
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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