Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
do herpes really smell.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
