Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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