Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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