i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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